"John Galt is dead." he cried

As the amused bar patrons

Glanced in his direction

"What are you looking at?

Haven't you ever seen a human before?"

 

"Let me out of here," he pleaded

"How did my brain

Get trapped in this body?

Why can't any of you understand?"

"How did my glass get empty so fast?"

 

"Richard Crenna is my name,

And I make movies," he shouted

As he pounded on the table

"I'm glad you are all gathered here

So I can say ’'Blah blah blah!'"

 

"You don't have to stare you know.

I'm available on video

Appearing nightly on www.bite-me.com

Just buy me another drink

And I'll tell you who your real parents were"

 

"Yammering?

I don't think so!"

"These are pearls of wisdom

To wear around your necks

If you weren't all swine"

 

"I'm not Kramer.

You're Kramer.

My brain is on fire!

Just stop laughing

Can't you see the pain I'm in?"

 

"Do you think I want to be

Smarter than you?

Don't you know that knowledge hurts?

That is what the beer is for

To deaden the pain."

 

"What the hell did Androcles know?

He never got his head bitten off!"

"Off to your houses, citizens.

There is nothing more to see here.

Move along now."